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   fuckyeahloldemort:

   do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole

   (via karlimeaghan)

    

   me about me But we both know that's not quite queue 

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   1. me: eats a snack while making a snack
    

   me about me all the time But we both know that's not quite queue 

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   theboywhorunswithwolves:

   saying “i run a blog” makes it sound so legit

   like you’re in charge of a really important project or something

   “oh yeah, i run a blog centering around the analysis of symbolism in popular television and how those symbols reflect the modern cultural mindset; specifically, the controversy surrounding physical/emotional homoeroticism and its reception with the masses”

   kidding, i mostly just cry and talk about butts

    

   ahahaha literally me 

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   lesbianhottie:

   “your pokemon has hurt itself in its own confusion!”
   

   (via o1e-deactivated20121102)

    

   pokemon me gosh yes ALL THE FEELS 

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   (via acciomoose)

    

   me But we both know that's not quite queue 

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   1. First day of school: OMG I MISSED YOU GUYS WOOOHOOO
   2. Second day of school: i hate you all
    

   me But we both know that's not quite queue 

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   That awkward moment when you say something and everyone ignores you, then someone else says the same thing and they all pay attention.

   moriartyhandcuffedtomybed:

   sodamnrelatable:

   

   Even more annoying when it’s a joke and no one laughs when you say it but when the other person says it they fall to the floor, roaring madly. While you stand there, furious, not laughing and then they all ask why you weren’t laughing. 

   Bitch, it was my joke.

   (Source: vampmick)

    

   me But we both know that's not quite queue 

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   gore-pop:

   Do you ever just make yourself a little nest underneath your blanket and snuggle up into it and everything is beautiful and cosy then five minutes later it feels like hell’s sauna and you emerge gasping for air with heatstroke?

    

   me But we both know that's not quite queue 

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   1. people in the olympics: jumps 7 feet in the air and does 3 back flips while making a perfect landing
   2. me: can you open this can of coke i can't get it
    

   me 

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    tonynsteve:

    ipartiedwithjoshfranceschi:

    squidkneee:

    if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now

    Probably still on the internet

    but I’d be lying in a fucking huge pile of money while on the internet

    (via syncrate)

     

    me But we both know that's not quite queue 

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    1. Me: Hi guys you should talk to me :)
    2. Followers:
    3. Tumblr Famous Person: I like chips
    4. Follower 1: OMG WHAT KIND OF CHIPS
    5. Follower 2: I LIKE CHIPS TOO
    6. Follower 3: OH MY GOD YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL HAVE MY CHIPS
     

    so accurate I can't even me But we both know that's not quite queue 

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    (via danglingthpider)

     

    me 

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    westernkanye:

    my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
    but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

     

    me 

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    anotherboredkid69:

    Thank God. I thought I was the only one.

    (Source: kisseopp)

     

    ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME me 

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    thatsociallyawkwardkid:

    praying-for-your-happiness:

    thatsociallyawkwardkid:

    omg give me now

    Heart Attack In Bag.
    Watch what you eat.

    

    hmmmm let me think about it…

    

    HOW ABOUT NO.

    (Source: , via holmessosexual-deactivated20130)

     

    WOOOOOOO CHIPS party me eheheh