do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
saying “i run a blog” makes it sound so legit
like you’re in charge of a really important project or something
“oh yeah, i run a blog centering around the analysis of symbolism in popular television and how those symbols reflect the modern cultural mindset; specifically, the controversy surrounding physical/emotional homoeroticism and its reception with the masses”
kidding, i mostly just cry and talk about butts
Even more annoying when it’s a joke and no one laughs when you say it but when the other person says it they fall to the floor, roaring madly. While you stand there, furious, not laughing and then they all ask why you weren’t laughing.
Bitch, it was my joke.
Do you ever just make yourself a little nest underneath your blanket and snuggle up into it and everything is beautiful and cosy then five minutes later it feels like hell’s sauna and you emerge gasping for air with heatstroke?
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman